Secfenia Tribune

Volume 3 Issue 5 9807.31

The Reign of Terrorism!

Viceroy's Palace -- The Reign of Terrorism continues on. The Viceroyalty of Zachrin in United Secfenia has been hit again today and several hundred people were killed in zachrin. Viceroy Clopton's measures seems to have been ineffective. It appears that the terrorism that is reigning high throughout the lands will not stop with hard line movements, but then again maybe this is their final strike. Then again, maybe not. Members of the Libertarians made the following comment via coded transmission:

"The Libertarians want all murderers in office to be removed from public office. If the system does not want to preserve justive, then we will work outside the system. If the system wants to screw us over, then we will show how we can screw the system."

Today, something very odd happened, 3 men were caught in Zion after a bomb exploded in one of the churches of Zion. Three thousand worshippers were mutilated after the bomb exploded. The three men were caught and committed suicide not too long after by swallowing a deadly chemical.

Tensions Rise on the Fenia River!

Port Zion, Zion -- Today, Elizabeth Smith of Zion responded to Viceroy Jim Clopton's inspection orders of all ships traveling down the Fenia River with a delibrate strike against Jim Clopton. Zion has now issued a statement that Port Zion and all Zion controlled sections of the Fenia River (mainly the mouth) will be free for all vessels to travel EXCEPT US Ships. Smith has required that all have the paperwork ready to pick up. However, "if those Clopton lovers wish to travel down the river, then they better prepare to get a lot of interrogation before they can get their paperwork cleared."

Jenusfia has put her two cents in by letting the world know that they will support Zion's statement with their navy if necessary. The Jenusfians, which are very close friends with the US and Zion, is now in a rather unique situation. The tensions are increasing. Currently, the Governor of United Secfenia has yet to comment. However, we did get to have a little (okay, it was a VERY, VERY long chat) with Fue de Joie II of the Viceroylaty of Zachrin. He stated that "Jim Clopton is a complete moron who does not understand what unity, order, or justice is. He is just a war chieftan who is clueless about how to negotiate or keep the peace. I am glad that a confidence vote has been called! I am gladly running for the position."

The Economy and Confidence Vote...

Zachrin, US -- After the fall of the Zachrenin Sovereignty, a severe recession began to appear in the background. With the continued overspending of funds, the Viceroyalty is expected to fall into economic disaster. Reports state that the Viceroyalty has rejected help from the National US Government. Due to the high scientific and research development that Clopton has burdened the economy with, the old currency of Zachrin has been valued by collectors to be as good as toilet paper except it can be a little too rough on the rear.

This is probably one of the many reasons why a United Secfenia citizen asked for a confidence vote. The confidence vote will place Jim Clopton against other candidates for the position. At one time, Jim Clopton would have been able to pass this test easily, but is seems that the supporters of Jim Clopton have decreased dramatically. Fue de Joie II commented (and this is a surprise?) that "Clopton will soon learn that the people demand Justice, Order, and Unity! I demand that the US Government send in assistance in counting the vote." Again, Governor Lori Cosgrove has no comment. Viceroy Albright II's secretary stated that "the situation in the Viceroyalty of Zachrin will be monitored and justice will be kept."


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