Procrastination Inc.

We do what we can tomorrow in order for us not to do it today...

• President Tara Richardson: She is a member of the IB Association and has been performing well in the... (Wait a minute... How much am I being paid to write this? That's right... She told me she would pay me later...)
• Vice-President Robert Russ: He is in charge of some odds and ends. He loves to do what he can whenever things are in the correct situation. Well, you know what that means...
• Secretary Andrew Staller: Procrastination? Andrew? Are we sure that he should be a member? Oh, Andrew, where are those notes from the meeting about our mission statemnet? What?!?!? You never wrote them!! Why not? Oh... That's why he is part of Procrastination Inc. Also, he is part of the Internation Bacclaureate. I think that he likes sports, but I have never recieved that survey form of his... I wonder why.
• Treasurer A. Greedy Man: He always has his, I mean, the organization's best interest (rate) on his mind. And, WAIT A MINUTE!! I don't believe this, but I think that this guy is NOT a part of the International Bacclaureate Association!
• Complaint Department Listener: Our Complaint department will listen to every complaint...
• Advisor Elliott Stern: One of our founding members who has long loved to... That's odd! He didn't return his survey either! It seems like a number of people haven't turned in their surveys! Anyway, Elliott Stern is a member of the International Bacclaureate Association and a member of probably a number of other things... (We would know if would turn in his survey... Oh, well, he isn't the only one who hasn't done so!). Oh, he has given some great suggestions on how we should run the organization which the Secretary wrote(?) down.
• Translater Shannon Kelly: A kind young lady that is very helpful in all of our efforts (Is that the right word for what it was?). She is also a member of the International Bacclaureate Association. (Is everyone in this organization? Well, actually... NO!) She has taken time out of her schedule to do many activities like... well, I'm not sure, but I know that she has done wonderful things for the world in some way or another. I think it was in Community Service and her trilingual abilities (You should see how well she can speak in French, Spanish, and English!).
• Director of New Committees Kharis Rojas: He is who everyone looks up to in Science Class. Being an A student (is that right?) who has never done anything wrong and helps to maintain... Wait a minute! Who wrote this thing?... Written by Kharis Rojas. Should have figured! Seriously, he is a member of the International Bacclaureate Association and wonders how long the computers in some areas can be down. One of his former classmates is also asking himself that...
• Official UN Representative Annie Serovey: She's a Junior only because she procrastinated signing up for Senior Standing.
• Project PROCRASTINATION Director Zahra Faghih: She has been chosen to led our biggest project ever! Don't worry! It'll get done... Some time soon, I'm sure of it! She is a member of that Association we keep mentioning. She is also a very

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